Micah (5) just reminded me of the following conversation from December 2007 when he was 4 years old:
After coming home from work I noticed an enormous wrapped box with my name on it sitting next to the Christmas tree. Micah excitedly came to me and said, "Daddy I want to tell you something!" Sensing a spoiler message I quickly interrupted, "Micah don't say anything!"
Micah: "No daddy listen, listen!"
Dad: "Micah don't say anything!"
Micah: "No daddy listen!"
Dad: "Okay, what?
Micah: "Daddy it's NOT a toolbox. It's NOT a toolbox."

"Mine has 5 coats . . . and a sweater."
—Tyler (9) painting his pinewood derby car.

"Tyler didn't fart, he broke wind."
—Kara (8) trying to be proper with her terminology.

Before the tournament: "I need at least $10 at the most because my coach said to bring $5."
After the tournament: "Oh yeah Mom. I have $2 change left over."
—Leigh (11) letting us know how much her volleyball tournament fee was.

Micah: "I know the truth. Christmas presents come from parents not from Santa."
Dad: "Who told you that?"
Micah: "Santa."
—Micah (5) commenting out of the blue

Tyler: "Micah, do you like girls?"

Micah: "Only the pretty ones."

—Tyler (9) and Micah (5) having an interesting conversation

" I have a headache. Feel my head."
—Micah (5) trying to prove his point

"Why do you guys sleep in the same bed. When I get married I'm going to have separate beds."
—Tyler (9) talking to mom and dad