"I asked Santa for an iPod but he gave me an MP3 player instead."
—Kara (8) wondering what Santa was thinking

"I can't take Micah seriously when he's naked."

—Tyler (10) while listening to his brother who just came out of the shower

"My feet always smell like Subway bread."
—Micah (5) making an observation

"My Kara senses tell me that I don't know."
—Kara (8) answering a question asked by Leigh

Micah: "Dad when I was on the toilet I was singing this song, 'When you're sitting on the toilet and there's no more toilet paper be a man, use your hand' . . . and then I did use my hand."
Dad: What?!?!?
Micah: "Just kidding."
—Micah (5) showing his sense of humor